CAN THE COLONEL AND SPENCER PRATT MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER?
Dear Spencer Pratt,
After hearing "Ain't No Thang But a Chicken Wing," we couldn't wait to get in touch with you! "Call me 'Mr. KFC,'" you say? Well, we'd like to do exactly that.
We heard the song came out before it was fully cooked, and that you were just winging it as a first cut. So on behalf of the entire Kentucky Fried Chicken family, we want to make you an offer so good you can't resist.
We're willing to help you tune up the track and even turn it into a tasty music video, featuring the Colonel himself. That is, if you're not chicken.
We'd love to hear you craft lyrics on everything KFC from our Hot Wings™® to Original Recipe® Fried Chicken. We'll even provide you and your team with free Hot Wings™ for the recording session. And since they're sauceless, you don't have to worry about making a mess in the studio!
In 1940, our founder Colonel Sanders created his original recipe of 11 herbs and spices. With the addition of our KFC menu items and your buckets of talent, we're thinking that "Ain't No Thang But a Chicken Wing" might just be your secret recipe for chart-busting success.
Let us know if you're down for this Kentucky Fried Collaboration. It's sure to provide us both with plenty of finger lickin' fun.
One final thought: Would you consider changing the name of the song to "Ain't No Thang Like a Chicken Wing"?